Crypto, NFTs, Web3: People Hate the Future of the Internet

In the subway this morning, I looked up and saw an advertisement for a new cryptocurrency. More specificallyI looked up at a bright red rectangle behind a large white font reading: It is never too late to be early.

We are in the midst of a speculative explosion that has been variously compared to the Beanie Babies are crazythe dot com-bubbleand tulipmanio. A year ago, the average person may never have heard the term Web3. Now we all have to look like Paris Hilton jen cartoon monkey NFT (non-fungible token) for which Jimmy Fallon spent $ 216,000, then remarks, “I love the captain’s hat.” Stories of this new vision for the internet appear in the technical and commercial sections of national newspapers more or less every day, generally with the warning that many people sincerely believe Web3 as Ponzi schemea grift, a multilevel marketing arrangement, and a deception.

This assessment has its own, rapidly growing army of followers. “Web3 is a Ponzi scheme” circulated as a memoen widely cited manifestosand in virus blog posts. Maybe soon it will be a political slogan. (Those who have a specific disdain for NFTs already have took the nickname “Right clickers.”) Comparing Web3 with a Ponzi scheme is useful because, unlike Web3 itself, a Ponzi scheme is easy to understand: We all know what’s wrong with scams, and we understand that Ponzi schemes are bad. We may not get what people mean when they talk about the blockchain, but we have the feeling that we are supposed to be their brands, and that we are under pressure to join them or die.

Is that rhetoric fair — is Web3 literally fraud — depends on which piece of broad ecosystem of new technologies you happen to be talking about. (Clearly frauds abounds; the Federal Trade Commission has gone so far official announcements that scams abound.) Most importantly, Web3 imagines a massive shift away from the habit of accessing the web through centralized platforms like Facebook and Google, and to a standard of communication, information storage, and payment through a supposedly incorruptible, uneditable, failed system. This would probably give the average person more control over their personal data and the consequences of their interactions, but for various reasons it has been a bit of a farce so far.

The term itself –Web3– was first used by Gavin Wood, the co-founder of the popular blockchain of Ethereum, in 2014, in essay now referred to as “seminal” and “classic” by crypto enthusiasts. The vitriol that can erupt anytime his neologism is mentioned — the fuel that often takes these conversations from zero to 100 — stems from the creeping sense that Wood and others’ vision of the future is inevitable that Web3 will happen despite the reservations of anyone. , however fraudulent it may seem. The madness of speculation is met with the madness of resentment.


The people who say that Web3 is a scam have other problems with the whole idea. In fact, they hate it for a new reason every day. I’m not exaggerating: They hate it.

When the Associated Press announced last month that it would sell some of its photos as NFT, the decision was described as “thorny, immoral,” and the news organization was told “eat shit.” (Dwayne Desaulniers, who leads the AP project, told me he spent eight hours looking through Twitter’s responses. “The volume, I was surprised,” he said.) Fall, when NFL star Aaron Rodgers said that . he would take part of his salary in bitcoin, he was blown away for participating in what some said added up support of “money laundering.” When the “fantoken” platform Socios interfered in British Premier League football, Crystal Palace fans appeared to a game with reading of a standard, MORAL BANRUTES PARASITES SOCIETIES NOT WELCOME. On Twitter, the anti-Web3 crowd recently circulated a digital poster in the style of 19th-century newspaper advertisements, with NFTs Fucking Suck and Open Your Eyes, Shit-for-Brains title trap in an embroidered manuscript.

It is said that a person invests in a crypto or common future on the blockchain hates the Earth and support the “hyperfinancing of all human existence. ” Or they are greedy doofus who you deserve it to waste millions of dollars digital ape portraits while Marc Andreessen gets richerif not an embarrassing madman who is really just looking for a cover to debate laws on age of consent. But the mere insistence that Web3 is a scam — no more, no less — remains the most consistent criticism. After Kim Kardashian was sued for advertising a dubious cryptocurrency investment opportunity on her Instagram, Ben McKenzie, a teen soap star of the early 2000s (is this weird?), Wrote essay by Slate with journalist Jacob Silverman beating Kardashian and arguing that celebrities who advertise crypto “may also push payday loans or seat their audience at a rigged blackjack table.” Sounds bad.

The anger at Web3 echoes the fury of the collapse of sub-qualities almost 15 years ago. The dirty behavior that this event exhibited and the government rescuers who came after helped to encourage the an early hug of bitcoin, which was convincing described as a financial system based on “proof”, rather than the kind of “trust” that has just put the world in a huge mess. Now, ironically, the same historical event serves as the basis for a Web3 reaction. “I saw one stupid gold rush up close before the 2008 financial crisis,” said Michael Hsu, a bank regulator in the U.S. Treasury Department, in September. speech to the Blockchain Association. “It feels like we might be on the brink of another with cryptocurrencies.”

Last year, when a bunch of Reddit users spent weeks juice from GameStop stock only to mess with everyone — and when the New York Young Republican Club responded by staging a confusing reoccupation of Wall Street — they thought back to the 2008 crisis.still an argumentative point”Paige K. Bradley argued in a report for Art Forum. “People are angry.” So are Web3 resisters in the very active Reddit forums r / CryptoReality and r / Buttcoin. In the latter, crypto enthusiasts are stereotyped and mokis as “the millennial male versions of MLM deal with peddling diets on Facebook” and parodied in posts with titles like “Are We Living in the Future? (Bought snacks with $ USD).

A moderator of r / Buttcoin, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of harassment and docs, accepted that exchange. a little by pugo is young, but told me I might not know how annoying it is when “crypto bros” spams Reddit with their links and says that anyone who disagrees with them is a fool. (The longest running piece on the r / Buttcoin forum is commenting “this is good for bitcoin” under any crypto-related news that should seem disappointing, in imitation of the unbridled trust of the crypto bros.) The moderator also said that the forum serves as a public archive of the predatory behavior of the crypto bros. .

“It is not a question of whether the market will collapse; it will collapse, ”he said. “And when that happens, there will be a lot of people who will pretend to be victims. And there’s a big group of us who feel like we can’t let them succeed on that. There should be no rescue for these people. “


The pandemic has changed the way Americans think about fraud. A few years ago, when Donald Trump was in office and the founder of Theranos Elizabeth Holmes was awaiting trial, grifting seemed to be the default behavior in a society built on self-interest. La New Yorker writer Jia Tolentino described it in his 2019 bestseller, Trick Mirror: Self-Deception Reflectionsas “the definitive millennial atmosphere.”

We were tickled by fraudsfound us reluctant amazed by themand indulged in morbid curiosity about them internal workings. But somehow, the relentless misery and surprisingly unequal results from the past two years has brought an unexpected correction to this mindset. New excitement reigned over the billionaires, out-of-touch celebrities, and doubtlessly talented influencers who could not find it in themselves to act in good taste while others suffered, and who were isolated from the worst of the pandemic with the money that kept rolling. Calls rang out for repression against everyone liars, hypocritesand opportunists exploiting despair.

La most internet stretch in human history certainly played a role in this upheaval. On social media, anti-fraud movements climbed by likes and actions as fast as the fraudulent movements themselves. Anti-scammers seem to be motivated by frustration with the way things work — and the fact that they had no say in their arrangement. Likewise, with Web3, anger seems to come from the knowledge that ordinary people may not be able to excuse themselves from the potentially tragic consequences of a movement they have neither followed nor supported. “If it’s just a dot com bubble, it’s bad for the people who invested,” said Hilary Allen, a law professor at American University. recently narrated Vox. “But if it is [like] 2008, then we are all fished out, even those of us who don’t invest, and that’s not fair. “

When I spoke to Wood, the co-founder of Ethereum, and asked him if he was surprised by the recent backlash against Web3, he seemed uneasy. People are just afraid of change, he said, and that’s okay because, as with any major social change, Web3 will be held in waves. “First there are the builders,” he said, “the people who build the next generation of things.” Then there’s a wider group of influential people who “think deeply enough about how they live their lives.” If this second group accepts a coherent argument as to why the most important social change benefits them, they will “largely drag out the rest of the population.”

Being dragged is what really, really infuriates people. And that resentment becomes its own strength.

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